Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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