No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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