ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
nutella sex= disaster
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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