Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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