Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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