Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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