Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
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He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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