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Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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