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accomplished twins. life is a go
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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