careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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