I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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