She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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