OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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