Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
they're like a gay fantastic four
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i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I'm at about main and main street
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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