i wish there were pregnant emoticons
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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