drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
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On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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