her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
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The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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