just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she looked like the before picture.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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