I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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