I looked at my own cervix.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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