He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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