i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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