I swear she didn't look like that last week.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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