Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
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