Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
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