You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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