Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
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he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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