So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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