After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
