you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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