This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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