So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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