Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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