I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
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YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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