How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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