God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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