Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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