i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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