Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
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I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.