So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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