A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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