just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
They took my balls.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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