are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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