a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Randomize
