their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Holy shit dude........stairs
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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