Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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