I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize
