omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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