i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
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I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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