True but thats because hes a fetus.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We talked him into tasing himself.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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