that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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