Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Ketchup is God's man juice
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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