He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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