So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
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Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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