best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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