dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
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shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
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You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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