just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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