wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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