There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
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I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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