The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
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It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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